midasu: Dreamer (Dreamer)
Last Gulag is Pole me over. You push people around with a pole. GAH!!! NO!!! Tyler sends Derrick home!! NO!!! I sort of hate Tyler now, for sending Derrick home. I love Derrick, he is always my favorite.

Em against Paula. Can they have just Jenn on the Blue team? That would be depressing. Doesn't matter, Emily wins. Paula keeps grabbing the chain and gets DQ-ed.

Paula whines some. What are you doing wrong? You take everything personally.

Brad is running for Freedom because this is his last show and he has never won one.

Abe continues to be cute about Cara and Laurel is still crazy.

Final Challenge is over 12 miles, making it the longest.

Red team: Tori is slow. Seeing spots. Finish the first challenge of shooting paint balls at targets. So tired - rolling tires. TJ is riding a bike, it's cute. Down and Dirty. - going down a slide that is covered in something and then having to roll around is sawdust? Free ride - carry someone around for  lap. How is blue team going to do this? Hard wood - Carrying wood. Still first. Sign Language. They have t reconstruct a sign in order, puzzle! Through Barbed Wire! Through a Lake! And there is an extra piece! Good times. Then my recording cuts out and I lose some of the episode. I come in at Laurel crying. Castle. Whatever, Red team wins. Ew.

Grey team: Sarah is crying, whatever. Seeing spots. third. So tired. in second. Down and Dirty. Abe isn't feeling good. Free ride - they have to carry Abe, who seems like he is going to pass out. He is not doing well, Sarah takes this moment to rub it in, cuz she is a meanie. He is throwing up and it's gross and scary. They take him to the hospital. Apparently they are allowed to continue. Now Sarah is freaking out and puking. What is up with that team. Ew, gross I looked. Laurel is mean, she wants Sarah to just freaking go. TJ kicks her out finally. Sarah goes out like the bitch she is. Now Laurel is crying. What is up?! Hard wood and then Sign Language. Grey team does it. Apparently Red had already left, but I missed because MTV hates my Tivo. Why?! Poor Grey Team.

Blue Team: In the lead. Seeing spots. Second. So tired. in third. Down and Dirty. Finally get there, everyone else is at Free Ride. They get to Free Ride and have to carry a Dummy. They are making fun of Tori 'I won because my husband carried me' and it's hilarious cuz it's true, literally and figuratively. So far behind, everyone else is 2 things ahead. So far behind. They know that they have lost.

midasu: (Don Draper)
CT is Back!

And still a crazied monster. )
midasu: Scotter-baby (Scotter-baby)
Laurel and Sarah complain about Cara. They are whiny and lame. Cara is doing fine and I don't think that Laurel is doing any better then her. I know she and Kenny were like the Dream Team in the last Fresh Meat, but right now she isn't doing anything special.

Tori complains about being a married couple in the game. I don't know how they are in real life but on the show they are always a super annoying couple. Apparently they need money for their puppy.
Puppy )
midasu: (Don Draper)
Hijinks at the house. It's Dunbar's B-day, he is 26 and therefore a year younger then me. Laureal starts literally ripping girls shirts off (Cara Mara and Paula).

The red team girls say Camilla is going in the Gulag if they lose and complain about Cara Maria and how her relationship with Abe is creepy. Cara and Abe seem to like it so I don't see what the problem is (they are kinda creepy but also sort of sweet), the red team is just mean - generally.

The challenge is 'gimmie a hand' and involves being super high up between building instead of being high up abouve water like almost all the previous challenges. They have to walk across a tight rope 9 stories high tied at the ankle and hip to a partner. Buisness people watch them through the building windows and wave to them and obviously think that Americans are crazy.
Blue team first, one person has to go twice. They all make it across, with Johnny going 2 times. Derrick wants everyone else to fall and almost hit the ground but not die.
Red team goes and Paula and Dunbar fall off, which means they are out. Then Brad and Tori don't even go, so that no one will be able to doubt their abilities if they fall.
Grey team, Abe and Cara go first and almost fall off a million times but make it across through pure will power. Dude, Luke is still here? I thought he was gone. Luke and Dan go out and Tyler talks about how grey team are bad a strategy because Dan is scared of heights and Luke has zero reach.

Commercial: there is know a Glee karaoke video game. Fox, you are so good at making money. Amazing.

Luke and Dan fall!! Blue wins - Finally!!

Red team want to put Camilla in. Tyler says thats stupid because she is an awesome player but Brad says she plays sloppy (which is code for tells everyone the truth and doesn't understand alliances).
Blue team wants to put Cara in but Abe wants Laureal in, cuz Cara is hot and fun and asumably he has noticed that Laurel is pretty much mean and sort of awful. I say go for it, I mean Cara isn't a bad player and she did good in the challenge, although Laureal and Sarah also did good, I sort of really dislike Laureal, she is so nasty. So there you go.

Paula is the only person who didn't get votes?? She feel off!
Red team is Dunbar and Camilla vs. gray team Dan and Laurel (wahahaha!)

Camilla runs to Johnny to yell about alliances and how they are abusing the new kids. Proving that she has apperently never watched one of these, because that is what always happens. Johnny and Derick take this time to tell her that she should come back from the gulag and screw over her team, you know, to stick it to them. She forms the new team of Team Camilla.

Red team talks about communication and Brad says that they have no Johnny or Abe to be the leader. Uh, Brad you or Tyler should have stepped up. You are oldest veteran boys on your team. It's like your job.

Grey team girls complain about Cara being a crappy player and about how Luke wants to be fair. Wah wah wah. Laurel asks Abe why she put her in and he says that Cara has been doing better. Abe says it s good that she's pissed and she yell about how she wants to get rid of him because he is dumb.

Gulag. It's 'die hard' which is wear the people need to be on top of a big die and roll it to a certain spot with the correct number up. It's good for Camilla because she won't have to be physical with the giant that is Laurel.

Dunbar is safe, Dan is out. Oh ick, Laurel wins and Camilla is gone. They could both leave, both so annoying.

Johnny says that the red team made a huge mistake and he is probably right. They are morons. Laurel now hates half her team because she thinks way to much of herself. Cara isn't really a bad player. Dude, she does fine and has at times done better. She was totally the first one done with the weird obstacle course a few weeks ago.

Ugh, no challenge for 2 week!! Stupid thanksgiving.
midasu: Roar-Scooter-Roar (Roar-Scooter-Roar)
Chet is Back! for ten seconds. He is fine but had a concussion so MTV is sending him home so that he doesn't die and sue them. That is the first loss that red team has had. At the other end is blue team that only has 2 boys left

The challenge is this thing where they are hanging in rings and shooting baskets.
Red team up first and they send out Brandon to be their shooter. They barley get on their rings, and then they have Brandon throw 'sky hooks from half court' I know nothing about basketball, but it looks hard. Grey team is up and Derrick, being awesome, says he will be shooter and if he blows it he'll go in the gulag. They get on their hooks fast, with TEAMWORK! And Derrick gets 4! Proving again that Derrick is freakin' awesome! Grey team is up and Abram is their shooter even though he says he sucks at basketball. OH, boo they get five.

Blue team is all calm and diplomatic (Derrick and Emily volunteer). Johnny says that Red team is probably pointing fingers at each other...and they are. Derrick and Emily vs. Brandon and Melinda. T.J. lectures red team on being jerks who keep voting Brandon in.

They go out drinking and for some reason Camilla tells Brad she voted for him, like a moron. Challenges are based on alliances. Make friends and don't piss off Brad and his wife and everyone else, since everyone loves Brad. Camilla is confused and she freaks out. Camilla tries to reason with everyone not realizing that she has fallen into the veterans are mean to rookies trap, a tradition which the red team is taking seriously.

'Derrick is an animal' says Cara Maria, 'if you take him out blue team is done', I say true.

Gulag is handcuffs, which is wrestling, which Derrick is ruthless at. Emily beats Melinda. Brandon is on top of Derrick who is a small little tight ball of muscle, Derrick kicks his behind. Poor Brandon.

Teams are at 6, 6, and 5. So its even. Awesome!
midasu: (Don Draper)
This week on Challenge:
Dan is worried about drinking. This is a bad place to be if you are a recovering alcoholic, since pretty much everyone here is an actual alcoholic.

So Ty says 'a guy putting his [bleep] in your [bleep] is not gay'. Okay, unless I'm really putting the wrong words in to the bleeps, umm yes it sort of is. Dan agrees. Ty then J'accuses the room of being gay and starts a giant fight with Brandon. Unsurprising, cause Ty is a psycho who loves to fight with people. Anytime I saw him on Real World (Sissy watched it, not me. It's actually too boring to watch) he was having weird fight with people, just cuz. Apparently, when the slippers are off it's time to fight.

Dan shaves his hair into a V for victory (it looks weird).

The challenge: is to ride this flying surf board and then swim to a bell. Blue team goes and does pretty well except Ty and Derrick fall off, it Ty's fault. This is after he claims to be the most athletic on his team, which is bull. It's either Johnny or my vote is for Derrick. Derrick goes twice in this round and does better then Ty. Grey team goes and Cara Maria knocks her and Dan off and apparently can't swim. Red team goes and Chet and Tyler fall off. Chet hits his head on the water and says the trees look florescent. Then he gets taken to the hospital. Camilla and Tori also fall off. Then Melinda and Paula fall off. Then Brandon and Dunbar fall off. Then Brandon is calling for help and is drowning? He says he is out (he got a really bad leg cramp) and they get a 20 min. penalty. Then Tyler and Brad fall off. EVERYONE on red team falls off the board. It's sad (and a little funny). Grey team wins.

Chet is in the hospital, so not available to be voted into the gulag.
Unanimous vote for Ty and Katie vs. unanimous for Brandon and then Camilla. She is in because she is so dumb and doesn't realize that politics run these games, not skill. Stop hanging out with Johnny Bananas, dimbulb!

Katie whines about being put in even though she has 2 black eyes from hitting the water face first in episode 3. Dude, Chet is still in the hospital, you went to the house and yelled at everyone. It's a bit different. Also, you always alienate everyone.

Ty freaks on on Emily and put a plant into her bed and calls her a ho. Then he knocks over the bed and jumps on it while Camilla is underneath it. Then he freaks out and yells out. Derrick wonders why he can't stay out of fights. Listen to Derrick, he is always my favorite and always awesome and fair. Ty says he isn't sorry and is a bad team player. Duh, we can see that.

The gulag: is being hooked to a pole and trying to push the other dude over, 2 out of 3. Totally rooting for Brandon. I'm generally going for the Blue team, because I always go for the team with the most veterans and it has Derrick on it (Derrick counts as 3 veterans for me). So Ty pushes Brandon easy the first time. The second time  Brandon knocks Tyout of bounds and he doesn't get back in fast enough. Then Ty lays on the ground like a giant pansy. Derrick is freaking out, because Derrick doesn't understand what giving up is. That's the sort of dude he is. Brandon wins, everyone, especially T.J. is disgusted. T.J. hates people who give up and loves people who try.
Camilla knocks Katie over twice. Bye Katie.

Blue team is tiny (5). Johnny and Derick are the only dudes left!
Grey team (6)
Red team (9)

Ends with a dramatic shot of Chet in the hospital.
midasu: Star-Wars (Star-Wars)
So I saw part of episode 2. It was awesome. I loved watching Abram crash and burn as leader. It was amazing. I love watching the newer dudes be over confident and then blow it.

So I'm a week behind because I went to a work conference.
So Last Week
: The challenge was insane. I can't believe that the challenge was basically 'push, shove, and elbow everyone out of the way to squeeze through things.' What kind of contract do the sign to come on this show?? It was hilarious to see the guys kicking each others butt while the girls were just all running through and actually helping the other teams at times. Ty blows the plan his team had and poor Derrick is just calling his name over and over.

Ayllia and Luke get voted in to the gulag against Katie and ... a tie between Ty and Big Easy. It ended up being Easy. I feel for him and I do think that he is a good teammate and is working hard but its hard to forget him collapsing and being taken to the hospital and losing the challenge for his team. It was heartbreaking to watch. His team actually made it all the way to the end and beat the other team easy with a lot of time to spare but didn't win because he wasn't there.

Ayllia thought that she shouldn't have been but in because Cara Maria cried, that's lame. Cara Maria got through first, who cares if she was crying. Ayllia was lame in the challenge. She claims that the 'majority of her team doesn't want her in', ummm, they voted. That is the majority. Dude.

Brad is worried that Camilla (some chick on his team) is being close to Johnny. All I can say is what a moron. Johhny is straight out disgusting. Everyone on her is team is all 'Johnny is scummy and uses women and we are worried. We know him.' and she is all 'la-de-da' she doesn't get it. Dude, Paula knows what she is talking about. No one was ever screwed more the Paula on the Island challenge.

T.J. comes and makes the dudes shave. I like Big Easy better with the beard. Dan states that he thinks that they won't have to do anything against the Geneva Convention. I'm not so sure.

They go in the gulag and it is hitting each other in the face with a fly swatter until one of them drops a bucket. Seriously, what kind of contract do they sign?!

Ayllia loses as does Big Easy.
On to the next episode!

midasu: Roar-Scooter-Roar (Roar-Scooter-Roar)
Challenge is back on! I missed the first 2 episodes because of moving and getting a new Tivo that doesn't have all the my season passes on it yet. DD:
So, impressions: Did Chet hit on Mandie and then throw her into the Gulag?? I wish I had seen that episode. I like Chet and would have loved to see him be a stone cold bitch like that. Mandie used to date a friend of my brother, so that always makes me feel closer to the challenge.
A bunch of people I barely remember are here and old favorites of mine: Derrick (love), Chet (love), Paula (okay), Brad (shrug), and Sarah (she's intense).
A a bunch of people who I don't really like because they are crazy, bitches, or just annoying:
Dunbar (lame), Johnny (gross), Katie (scary), Laurel (monster), Shauvon (so annoying, ugh), Theresa (so annoying also), and Tori (shrug).
I wish: Evan, Kenny, Wes, Ryan, Noor were here. Love them!
Apparently Danny and Melinda are divorced now. It a giant surprise that a couple that meet on the Real World didn't work out in real life. Maybe it's because Danny is so creepy. I don't know what it is about that guy but he has a really creeper intensity about him.
Laurel was being a total monster and telling poor Big Easy that he was fat and ugly and a red head so no one would ever sleep with him. I don't care how drunk she was, that was totally out of line. He didn't even do anything. She just attacked him for basically breathing air near her. What a hideous person. Ick.
The challenge was to jump across water on beds, which they have actually done before I think but this time they were up in the air. Shauvon had a 'panic attack' because last time she feel she exploded her breast implant. She freaks out and makes her team DQ and then is surprised that Sarah wants her to go home. She spends the episode talking about how she wants to prove herself to her team, but obviously she has already had three chances to do that. She whines about how no one is supporting her and how she needs people to believe in her. In real life, that is true but she is on challenge. No one believes in you on challenge, you need to take care of yourself there. She should stop coming on to these, she isn't cut out for them.
Johhny Bananas gets in a bar fight and then people talk about how he is awful. That's true, he does seem to be straight out awful.
Some dude named Vinny and Shauvon go home and Big Easy proves that he is awesome and gets to stay!

So in real people life, T.J., the host, got hurt doing some BMX thing and was in a coma. Thoughts and Prayers with him.

Man, this is long. If you read my blog you would think that the only thing I love is challenge. With that depressing thought.

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